A phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey - Harry Hill

Are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear - Basil Fawlty

Bond, James Bond licensed to kill… - James Bond

Dont have a cow man... - The Simpsons

E.T. phone home… - E.T

Filming in Hollywood - David Beckham

Go go gadget mobile phone - Inspector Gadget

Groovy baby, ooh behave… - Austin Powers

Ha youve reached me, Richard and Judy, shut up Judy, shut up… - Richard and Judy (BoSelecta)

Hello and youve reached me, The Bear, youve just caught me thinking… - The Bear

Hello Im Matine MucCutchicun. Ooo Im gonna be sick again… - Martine McCutcheon (BoSelecta)

Hello, this is Nadia, all woman…..or am I? - Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner)

Hello.... pick up ya phone...chow - Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy)

Hey baby someones on the phone so pick it up...thank you very much - Elvis Presley

Hey you babies pick up the phone… - Rugrats

Hi guys and welcome to sightseeing with me Stevie Wonder, today Im in the Algarve - Stevie Wonder (BoSelecta)

Hi ho, please don’t pick up the phone, I think its Miss Piggy - Kermit

I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jew… - Baddiel and Skinner (BoSelecta)

I dont want to say this but Im, Im - Say it master, say it - Im f****g sick and tired… - Frodo and Gollum

I don’t bloody believe it, someones trying to call ya - Billy Connolly

I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings - Kat Slater (BoSelecta)

I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits... - Avid Merrion

I say you have a caller, I say you have a caller - Uncle Fred (Coronation Street)

I tawt I taw a putty cat - Suffering Succotash - I did! I did! - Tweety Pie

Id love it to go in… - Pot Black