007 license to thrill - James Bond

0o nooooooo, oh matron - Kenneth Williams

A hot text... Groovy - Barry White

A message with more character than a Charles Dickens novel - Sis Woodall

A message...excellent - Gordon Brittas (Brittas Empire)

A text you have, may the force be with you - Yoda (Star Wars)

A text, just like that, ha ha - Tommy Cooper

Ah ha, and thanks for calling for Alans Hot Topic - Alan Partridge

Alright At The Back - Michael Barrymore

Ashes Hell Of A Beating - Comedy

Butter my arse - Alan Partridge

Can you tell who it is yet, dum diddy dum - Rolf Harris

Chenk yue... i like sex - Borat

Come on Grommit its time to look at your phone - Wallis (Wallis and Gromit)

Cookies - Cookie Monster

Crikey, someones bloody text ya - Billy Connolly

Dave, Dave - Papa Lazaru

Diamonds Are Forvever - Shirley Bassey

Do You Like Scary Movies - Scream

Do you like scary movies? - Halloween (Scream)

Dont Call Me Shirley - Airplane

Dont Make Me Angry - The Hulk

Eat my shorts - Bart (Simpsons)

Ere me now you av a text init...check it - Ali G

Ere, what you textin for at a time like this - Big Mo (Eastenders)