If youre one of those people who like watching my show then Im nearly dead - Denis Norden (BoSelecta)

Im Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he he… - Michael Jackson (BoSelecta)

Im strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... I thank you - Julian Clary

Im tellin you what Id love it if you pick that up, love it - Kevin Keegan

Kermit the Frog here…. - The Muppet Show

Now if that’s my wife tell her Im washing my hair - Bob Monkhouse

Nowdays everybody wanna talk when they got something to say - Eminem

Oh My God - Chantelle (Big Brother)

Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face - Dirty Sanchez

Oh My God! - Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner)

Pats, ya phones going, shes a minge teasing b******d, shes a minge teasing b******d - Mel B (BoSelecta)

Pats, ya phones going, shes a minge teasing b******d, shes a minge teasing b******d. - Mel B (BoSelecta)

Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Me… - Peter Kay

Pick up the phone you sexy beast - Barry White

Pick up the phone, like huh Scoob… - Scooby Doo

Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated - Daleks

Pimp My Phone - Tim Westwood

Result just in ..you’ve got a phone call ...there - Des Lynam

Ringing your phone is, pick up or in grave danger you are - Yoda (Star Wars)

So, don’t know much about answering your phone then - Anne Robinson

Some dudes tried to call you..... groovy man - Mick Jagger

Song - My name is David Beckham... - David Beckham

Song2 - My name is David Beckham... - David Beckham

Starship Beckham... - David Beckham

Thanks America... - David Beckham