Excuse me, Ive got a pub to run - Peggy Mitchell

Extraordinary, only a minute left and it’s there, a text - John Motson

Ey Jerry i’ve got a text thingy...dickhead - Brian Potter

Ey you got a message, it could be monkey - Jonny Vegas

Fat Slob How Dare You - Max And Paddy

Fawlty Towers, Basil - Sybil Fawlty

Garlic Bread - Peter Kay

Gran - Catherine Tate

Greetings, you’ve got a knockout message - Chris Eubank

Hello and thank you for calling me, Mel B… - Bo - Mel B

Hello and thank you for calling me, The Bear… - Bo - The Bear

Hello campers - Hi De Hi

Hello it looks as if someones tried to get hold of you - Ian McAskill

Hello. What? What? Youre cracking up… - Trigger Happy TV

Help! Hehehehehehehehehhe - Penelope Pitstop and Mutley

Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit…aaiihh - Ali G

Hey Bert we got a message..Bert..hey Bert....Bert? - Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street)

Heyy - The Fonz

He’s bloody mental, he’s not even gonna pick up his phone..ahhh..crazy - David Brent (The Office)

He’s only gone and potted this message, great shot - John Virgo

Hi ho, don’t look at it I think it’s Miss Piggy, Oooh - Kermit

How Dare You - Max And Paddy

How you doing? - Joey (Friends)

I dont believe it - Victor Meldrew

I dont believe it, now sod off - Victor Meldrew